Preacher: Heard you played golf instead of coming to church this a.m. Jim: No sir, & I have the fish to prove it!… Continue Reading
Preacher: Heard you played golf instead of coming to church this a.m. Jim: No sir, & I have the fish to prove it!… Continue Reading
This was this guy’s first boat and he was taking it to the lake, but he wasn’t quite sure of the correct procedure for launching a boat off a ramp. However, he figured it couldn’t be that difficult to do, so he stopped by his Union office for advice, and they told him, “Don’t let the trailer… Continue Reading
I got stopped for speeding this morning. I thought I could talk my way out of it until the officer looked at my dog in the back seat:… Continue Reading
Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore——-under fiction. Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy. If you’re handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will… Continue Reading
Never mess with old people… Continue Reading